This is the worst advice I’ve read on the internet in at least a month.

Except that watching The Last of Us does not have the same effect as playing it, I garantee you.

Channeling the afternoon commentariat who show up 4 hours later and pepper replies into every sub-thread:

Had my valve cover gasket replaced and started noticing little droplets of oil underneath my car. Took it back to Uri, my mechanic, and he acknowledged his mistake and fixed it for free immediately. Had him do a belt service, and they were squeaking about a week later. Took it back to him, same deal. He may not be the…

Ford: “Hey everyone, check out the Raptor, ST twins, Focus RS, GT350, and Ford GT. Get on my level!”

It better not have center exhaust so it can tow the X-Star.

Sounds like the point where people think everything is preventable and try to make policy based on emotion.

So if a quarter of the accidents are wholly or partly due to cellphone use, isn’t that a clear explanation? The article doesn’t say how many of those involved deaths, and the person quoted in the linked piece claims it’s hard to “tease out” the correlation, but if you took them out of the equation entirely, it could…

Granted he would out drink me, but can you imagine the tales he’s tell

There’s only like 3 sports cars on this list!

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR PAINTLESS DENT REPAIR IN A CAN!

After reviewing the security tapes, we found out that the man had stolen my tip jar before I walked up to the counter THEN USED THE MONEY TO PAY FOR HIS GODDAMN PIZZA.

“After the chef removed the grill marks from the chicken, he sharpened the blackened parts into points and stabbed them in the dad’s eyes, Your Honor.”

Dear dining public:

The cherry on top was walking back out after I locked my shit down and the woman’s husband was standing sheepishly at the hostess stand. He handed me a $50 bill and shook his head, saying, “I’m so sorry.”

Papa John is a giant douche, so I don’t feel sorry for him.

Awesome. So the cocksuckers that moved into an area WITH AN ACTIVE RACETRACK bitched to the county about noise to the point that they’re essentially going to put the track out of business.