What was that part about accountability again?

No, it was a trade. She didn't donate her eggs to her brother-in-law and his wife - she donated her eggs to the agency pro bono in order for her family to get bumped to the top of the list for their own - separate - donor. Like donating my kidney to a hospital in order to bump my uncle's heart transplant to the top…

One of my brothers is planning to do this with his wife - changing their names a year or so after the actual wedding and keeping his "bachelor name" as his academic/professional name. I find it weird, rather than progressive, but he and his wife are pretty keen on it. Although, their name is not as cool a result as…

Amy Fischer has only been doing porn for 6 months, but her whole "situation" was long before that. It's not an A leads directly to B scenario at all.

I suspect that the garbage disposal was not so much an attempt at destroying evidence, but rather eliminating the possibility of reattaching the penis. More effective than throwing it out a car window, indeed.

I don't know what you are talking about. I felt like I was being put in touch with my own inner feelings and thoughts (well, as much as women can have thoughts - mostly feelings) when I read this. Nothing makes me want to go home with a guy wearing a pink boa, goggles, nail-polish and with a stupid name than him…

Finally, an equation that expresses Freud perfectly and succinctly! Thank you!

Figures that a woman learning how to operate a garage door is unlikely enough to count as "security."

I'm irked by persons who believe that their particular brand of vodka "tastes better." Vodka is an odorless, tasteless, colorless liquor by definition and unless one is drinking the flavored vodkas - which means FLAVOR is added - then the adjective one is looking for is "smooth" or something other than taste. I…

Wow, it's like Mardi Gras every day!

Wow, was that only 90 seconds?

Looks like they gave her a tan, too...?

Oh my God. Yes, the answer is only and unequivocally "yes," this person (and all persons who need them) should receive an organ transplant. Fucking hell. On what level is this even controversial?

I grew up watching the Simpsons and am saddened by the fact that I can't stand watching it anymore. I didn't get a great number of the references at the time, but throughout my years of becoming an observant adult, I've realized what a cultural encyclopedia the Simpsons was. I'd be watching A Clockwork Orange and…

Maxim is not sold on end-caps or at register isles of stores the way, say Cosmopolitan is. I'm far more concerned about the horrible headlines and hilarious sex advice offered in Cosmo contaminating little minds than anything Maxim prints. Furthermore, Maxim has a healthy cast of women involved in the editing,…