Watching those two compilations felt like the longest 2.5 minutes of my life.

This is why the packets of poison in my brand new shoes comes with a "do not eat" warning label.

Looks like Nikki Manaj feels you on that level as well.

I was at a local politician's house as his guest, in a rural province of Thailand. His staff brought out a bulging plastic bag of what looked like cooked bulgar. Not so! They were ant eggs and little black ants ran furiously over the little sacks - hatched or protecting their queen's progeny, I don't know. I was…

It took me a full year and TWO durian seasons to finally try it. I was disappointed. I wanted it to be either more delicious or more disgusting than it was; it was kind of neither.

Thank you for this; you touched on - and articulated - points that I was searching for in my own response. The immediate assumption that the mother had resources to help her is pretty much the toggle upon which objective ethical judgements hang. If she was leaving her kids with this asshole when she went to work,…

Well, there are the public indecency laws in the ol' US of A that prohibit public urination. It's one of the puritanical laws that I can stand by. I think men should have leash laws.

You speak such truth here. There are cement walls that don't so much "enclose" any kind of space so much as just stand as a phallic monolith themselves in pubic parks, and their purpose is for men to have a designated wall to piss on. Happily, they don't smell like death because it's some poor sap's job to routinely…

I understand the writing is horrific, but what about pulling out a tampon is so horrifying to everybody? Well, especially why the fuck is it so disturbing to women? I imagine that the "YM" horror story would be forgetting to take that fucker out and having it lost inside you after getting down...

Hmmm, I think you're showing your age here. Lange has been well-known for a long time; but maybe for the youngins American Horror Story is the new introduction. It's like saying John Travolta became a household name with Pulp Fiction...

Jesus, I'd given up on OITNB. This might be enough to bring me back.

Oh, it's the shit rolls downhill effect for my family. I have three older brothers. When the oldest discovered Santa wasn't real, my mom said, "don't tell your brothers" and he went and did exactly that in vengeance to my parents, after screaming, "you lied!" or something dramatic. As the youngest, I wasn't old…

"Oh he's so handsome. Just like in his reward posters." Little John's voice was kinda sexy, too.

Thank you, it bothers me that Daily Mail does this, too. I saw some thing after Kim's honeymoon where she was quoted as begging Kanye "to go back to the colonies." THE COLONIES! Americans don't think of our country that way and Kim definitely doesn't talk that way.

Daily Mail is a British publication. Pink is in Thailand and probably doesn't speak any sort of English, so the translation went the way of the publication.

Sweet Jesus, I can just FEEL how gross this dude is sitting at a bar... or a brunch table. *shudder*

I'd like to give the benefit of the doubt and think that being 15 or whatever age Jaden is has a lot to do with his insufferable douchiness... but I can't be sure. The photo above makes me want to break things.

I don't know what you're complaining about. That cat fixed the paper jam in, like, 5 seconds.

Totally. My grandfather lives in a neighborhood that doesn't have kids living in it, but he gets SO STOKED when the trick-or-treaters come to his door for candy. He invites everyone into his Fourier where he has his professional photography lights and backdrops set up so he can take photos of all the different…

I got asked home by two uber-goths in Berlin (I think they were both male, not positive) at a bus stop at 2 AM, while waiting for the bus. I guess you gotta ask for it to ever be a possibility.