“However, if you get angry in a meeting, you can’t exactly go that last route.”

Wear. Gloves.

Tachi’s Top 5 Start-Up Sounds:

No. 5 - Junkers L5

And traitors too, don’t forget the glorification of traitors. That is what the Confederates were, traitors to America. They committed treason, and should be grateful they were not subjected to real punitive measures. They, like ISIS and AQ, declared war on America. That is what that flag represents in addition to the…

To be fair, I’ve been drunk since about 9:30AM because I don’t have to go back to work until January, so the fact that I’m writing in complete sentences is a triumph for all mankind.

Given my personal proclivities I don’t exactly understand how we managed to tiptoe with the apocalypse so much recently. What’s wrong with eating stuff and sitting on couches?

I imagine this conversation goes on between the driver and the navigator about once every three minutes:

Of course, if your cats are part feral...you’re fucked regardless. We tried double-sided tape, we tried upside-down antistatic mats (with the carpet spikes), we tried sticky notes, everything we could think of to keep them out of the kitchen soffits.

Yeah! My foot has been hurting on the inside for a few weeks now, like maybe a bone or ligament issue. I’m pretty sure the wife wants me to go to the doctor, but I don’t give up on walking. It could heal on it’s own.

Yeah Montana I’m so proud.

I never said we couldn’t win with bombs, I just said I didn’t think the idea of ISIS was a shadowy terror group.

The same people who save money using MDF are likely to be the same people that save time by not cutting dovetails. Besides, dovetails are great when you need a strong joint where wood movement is an issue—dovetails maximize strength based on the physics of the wood grain. MDF is stable and has no grain, so there is no…

Erm... making dovetails out of MDF? Is... is that a thing? Why is that a thing?

Strawberry leaves have a pretty strong laxative effect, so results may depend on a person’s tolerance of such (or their motivation for drinking smoothies).

Did he crash into a tower?

You can, but its a HUGE pain. In order to make a planner do the work of a jointer (for cases where the board is too wide for a jointer for example) you either need to:

Actually Bush/Cheney were right not at all. Iraq had nothing to do with 911, they did not have WMD’s, taking out Hussein destabilized the region (something George H Bush warned his son about when he advised him to not invade...see Yugoslavia after Tito), they tried to do it on the cheap and ended up spending more…

You know who was right? Everyone in the military and government who said invading Iraq was a bad idea.

It’s in the back, near the tail. Glad to be of help.

You really married up! Congrats to you... condolences to her. Unless you’re rich.