Well, I am a plane enthusiast, so I would have been the first to compliment the guy and taken on offended neighbors. A plane in a driveway? How cool is that? My dream would be to find an F4 Phanton and park it in my backyard, but I digress.

Screw that noise, I’m the type to buy cheap used sports cars so I can mod the hell out of them.

Home Depot takes them too. They put them in a pile where people like me can help themselves. Since I start my own seeds, and sometimes repot to bigger a couple of times before setting out, I keep some pots on hand for this. Here in the Rockies things like tomatoes can’t be set out until late May, so going bigger is…

Gave a gay friend a ride to get his bike from the shop. As he got on he told me “don’t worry, you’re not my type.” I was both relieved and devastated. Mostly devastated.

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That’s a little pretentious considering that the technical name for the device in the video is a Compound Miter Saw. And you can trust my friend, Mr. DeWalt, because he has 90 years of experience.

This one worked really well for me: When you are really angry with a person, even a loved one or family member, realize that it’s OK to be angry. Sometimes it’s perfectly justified to be really pissed off. Just realize that your emotions are legit and move on.

If you have to stay up for an extended period of time, I have a suggestion that might work for you. I go, roughly, two days without sleeping every release (dev) cycle.

The perfect way of picking up kids.

Wait...what’s that? On the tail! ENHANCE:

Keep it going.

If you want to learn about failure. Speak with my ex-wife and ask to discuss me. She has hours and hours worth of material that she believes is accurate and true.

Thanks for the pep talk. Maybe if we work together we can get the beer and wings to agree to the new plan.

• WD-40 for lubrication

Or these leaky fuckers.

McHenry isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer. Came to Pittsburgh to cover hockey and asked for a 1 on 1 interview with a guy who was in biological quarantine. Penguins should have granted it. No need to save someone like this from their own stupidity.

Actually I liked the way the Crosstour looked. At least it was different. I’m sure that in 20 years if this site is still around a post will pop up about it and everyone will ohhhh and ahhh over it much like 90% of the weird shit that gets shown from the vehicular past here.

1, if you're using a 2 cycle lawn tool, you are an asshole.

“Spread your legs, I’m changing the station.”

Oh, and any Lexus with that hellspawn “Enform” multimedia system. Whoever came up with the concept of “remote touch” should be beaten with reeds.
“I know, let’s put the centerstack display about 1.7 miles away from the driver and make them use this haptic-puck-mouse thing to klutz around the interface.”