In such a situation, it it far too easy to mistake the velocitator for the deceleratrix.

I find Rangers/B-Series and Escapes/Mariners/Tributes to be plucky little trucks, so I'd be remiss if I had one and didn't consider "Plucky" as a potential name.

It certainly was!

Dennis is an awesome name for an old subaru.

I'm not normally one to name cars (aside from an old Subaru I jokingly named Dennis), but I did name the rally car Raven. It's stuck for a few years now.

I have been in many of these jams. Bison are not something you mess around with. I remember once coming up behind some (not surprising at all) Utahns that were really pissed about one being in their way on the road. They laid into their horn and revved their engine. It walks aside and bashes the side of their car as…

I daily drove a 1967 Dodge Dart 273, as my only vehicle, in the early 1990's for about 4 years. Mine was in pretty good shape, rust free, and I maintained it very well. I look back fondly at things that made me cringe at the time, like cleaning the carburetor on the side of I-10 in Louisiana in the middle of the…

He probably just parked it in a garage until the number of stars went back down to zero——that's how most career criminals get away with stuff like this.

Doug?

She's so far removed from the world I grew up in that she's almost an alien. Going hungry, seeing my Mom go without so that I could have seconds (and, sometimes, firsts), eating so many fucking eggs and potatoes, duct taping my glasses together because some idiot in school hit me in the face with a basketball and we…

I don't disagree

plus you can fuck in them

Women hate wagons. I'm not sure why this is, but I believe it has to do with the fact that the parents of every single woman drove a wagon back in the day when filtered cigarettes were considered "a healthy way to smoke." So women don't want anything todo with wagons, and they don't want to be associated with wagons…

I need this. I am too tall to use my sun visors in my car. When down, they're exactly in my line of vision. If I use them, I need to duck sideways.

Oh lord. Out of all the normal cars this worse then everything except the new Camry. It is the second ugliest car in it class. That thing is ugly as sin.

I dont know if you noticed, but this is a Kia Optima.

Sure thing. Here's your hatchback with a turbocharged 4-cylinder engine, CVT, premium alacantra leatherette trimmed heated seats (only available as part of a $8,500 package containing $8,100 in random equipment like electronic parking brake activation notifier light and heated exterior turn signals), and a resistive…

Logically, wagons make more sense than sedans. There's more trunk space, you can actually stack stuff higher in the trunk (but that's not recommended unless you're in college), and it acts like a closer to earth minivan. Plus it's a way for a family to have a sporty car without giving in to the minivan syndrome (don't…

The real problem here though, is the lack of ability by dealerships or repair shops to do ANYTHING other than what the error code points them to do. "Well, it says the battery is at fault so we have to replace the whole pack." This mentality is so sickening and wasteful, and it's all because we as a society lack…

When I saw the headline, I thought it must have been a good cleaning...happy to know I wasn't wrong. My friend has an all electric Prius and it stopped working one day, he was about to scrap it for about 30% of it's value (was only about a year old at the time) I told him if he bought all the booze, I'd atleast help…