I am sick of not being able to make fun of her or call her out on her terrible record. She has 1 win for her entire career and even that was because it was ended early. She's been raised to a god like status because she's an above average looking woman and some would even argue with that.

The only joke I see here is Danica's career. I have never seen someone get so much press, endorsements and commercial ads. As far as I know she has only won 1 race and it was against some 3rd and 4th rate drivers in either Japan, China, or was it some Mexican back street in Tijuana? I honestly don't remember which…

I try to do my part to increase the swearing in Washington.

Because they left civilization?

"Man up"? You're hilarious. You think the blonde in the stilleto heels is impressed when you heft her purposely overpacked carry on into the bin? You're just her latest mark; she sized you up when she hit the jetbridge.

Sad as it may seem, I think Franchitti's decision was a damn good one and worthy of celebration! Thanks to the misfortunes of NFL players, we've recently learned a LOT more about the serious consequences of even minor head injuries than we had before. Though unimaginable just a few years back, it's clear even a few…

Just to be that guy: You know windy city isn't a meteorological term, correct ?

This infamous crash test helps to illustrate my point.

I love clocks. I have 2 in every room of the house. So I changed a lot of them.

How did Subaru do it? They continued to build the cars they're known for. Yeah, the Legacy is a bit ungainly, but white people in cold ass climates looooooove Outbacks. Can't afford an Outback? A Subaru XV is just a raised Subaru Impreza with funky body-cladding, but people are eating that up.

I really don't think that perceived blandness has anything to do with the situation that VW is in right now. In my experience it comes down to the fact that, for the last 15 years, their cars have been unreliable pieces of shit. I know multiple people who have been new car shopping in the last month and NONE of them…

Well thank God someone has come up with a way I can garden without dealing with nature.

Yeah he knows Texas is as full of shit about BBQ as everything else.

I guess that depends on if the time machine retains your inertia or not. Does it allow light and gravity to interact with you? Wells had it that these forces did interact, so his time traveler could see the world changing around him in a flashing blur and his machine remained anchored in the position in which he…

and it will hold up for approximately 30 minutes after application, after you get about 10 people walking on it, it'll all be rubbed off.

Just weigh everything directly into your mixing bowl and you'll avoid this problem, and reduce the amount of dirty dishes to wash. And have everything measured much more precisely.

Talk about privilege there. Do you really think the waitress would do as good a job without the aid of the cooks, the prep-cooks, the dishwasher even. I worked for years in the service industry before moving into white collar work, and by and far the waitress actually worked the least hard and did the least to make…

I did this with my ex and his brother, and their mother and I would plan things like this together. They eventually catch on to what you're doing.

@ascoteton77: MAC filtering is security theatre - spoofing is trivial, so all it really does is make you feel like you're secure because you're making it less convenient for you to connect legitimate machines to the network.