Damn, these tweets have me thinking I need to do some serious rewrites on my script: The Sloven Schlub Who Does Sex With Younger, Hotter Women.

Is there a third option? I literally have no idea what this is.

The war on miscarriage completely boggles me. Like I get pro-life , don’t agree but understand the moral argument. But miscarriages are usually unintentional and so like leave these often grieving women alone. It’s on them to decide if they want to mourn and then how they choose to mourn.

As someone suggested in the last Jez story on this topic, maybe it’s time to start sending these legislators used pads and tampons, because embryonic tissue.

You know for sure it’s an evolution, because no part of this design is intelligent.

I quit drinking 2 months ago...

My divorce will be finalized in the next month and I will be celebrating with some damned good champagne. Maybe a French 75 or two. It would be a shame to waste good champagne.

This whole thing is so sad.

If you can’t comprehend that men are not a monolithic hivemind, maybe it’s best that you not date one.

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

“My ears were violated by bad moaning and sex talk. It was so terrible that I can’t even enjoy sex again.”

“I felt violated, and my body said wait a minute, this ain’t right. So I was uneasy.”