He might just be a kid with sensory issues, or the cement is too hot or something. Yanno, typical police matters.

I fucking love bikinis. I’m 48, short, fat and 100% do not care. I bought my first true bikini this year and I’m never going back. Absolutely the most comfortable swimwear ever, and I look bomb in it. I’ve finally embraced that I’m not being anything (including fat) at people, so if someone doesn’t like it, not my…

No idea why someone would have problems with people wearing socks at the pool area. It would have to fall under the catchall “petty small-minded person with small amount of power” label I suppose.

Another tall, long torso’d fat girl here. I’ve been wearing tankinis since I was like 12. All these years I’ve wondered why companies always pick the UGLIEST patterns for tankinis? SO MUCH PAISLEY. We’ve got cute one pieces, why is it so hard to use the same fabric cut in half?

I thought it was weird when the my understanding was that he was IN the pool with the socks. How can you not be allowed to wear socks AROUND a pool? dafuq?

Swim with a shirt on ?  Since when can you not do that?  Where the fuck are you from?

You’ll have to forgive me, I’m a bit rusty. But I think this means he’ll be transferred to a new parish, be racist there, and then get transferred again, ad infinitum.

“There will be no funeral, no repast, everyone get the hell out of my church” MY. CHURCH. This strike anyone else as hugely fucked up? 

Hundreds of people showed up to remember Agnes Hicks, but it ended abruptly when someone knocked over and damaged the church’s sacred golden cup

The only time I felt ashamed of my abortion was when I was forced to go to church by my abusive ex-husband. I never told anyone that I had had one, but just being a woman in that congregation, and hearing their anti-abortion, anti-woman rhetoric was so dehumanizing and demoralizing.

Oh I see, things didn’t die down enough in two months for him to resume making his money without any thought to shit he’s done or even the people he’s hurt, so now it’s time to come out with the “I never did any of this or insinuated I could do anything like this, wimminz are so crazy!” bullshit parade. He’s shocked…

Turns out the co-worker who didn’t like her very much was one Mr. John Barron.

If only there had been a good guy with a knife.

I don’t think it’s posing. To me, it looks like embarrassment/shyness whenever she walks past paparazzi and doesn’t know how to act. 

About that study...

I felt the pacing was appropriate for the situation. It didn’t have that annoying cut-every-second feel of overly produced action movies but it was pretty much constantly entertaining. I’d give it a solid A.

But I am kinda concerned that the fire exit was locked. 

Exactly. He should have armed himself with the beef jerky, and not the sunflower seeds. Emasculating. 

really underselling the “throwing chips? that’s a tasing” interaction

The best part is when she fell through the ceiling.