Oh holy crap. This looks and sounds like my relatives when I used to have ‘holiday’ dinners with them.
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I always liked when they brought his crushed dead body to the hospital someone said, “It’s God’s verdict.”
I’m an immigration attorney. I’ve had this fight with EOIR judges a few times. One time my 4 year old client was too scared to enter the court room. The judge insisted that the child come in and face her. I had to carry the child in (at this point he had calmed down but was still terrified and shaking). I told the…
Such a bummer to see you go, Madeleine. You’re truly a light in dark times, and reading your work over the years has been a real pleasure. I’ve been doing DV/SA work for about a decade now, and I come to Jezebel for the laughs and great takes as a break from the heaviness of my work. But most often I found myself…
I started reading Jezebel a few years ago despite holding no particular affinity for its “world view” because I found writers like you to be intelligent and enjoyable. Along the way, I’d say my mind has expanded and my world view has largely shifted, I’d like to think for the better.
Dear Madeleine, your work here was awesome, and apparently is done. I am so, so, so looking forward to what you will do in bookwriting. I hope it will turn out to be a scathing, heartbreakingly funny, feminist take on - anything. Hurry up writing it, though; we don’t know how much longer we have until we will all be…
Sad to see you go. Absolutely love your work and look forward to seeing more from you, where ever that may be.
I’m sorry Madeleine, but I just cannot process this. You have been my fave since you arrived, and I feel like I have been hit between the eyes. You have ALWAYS been the best of the best at Jezebel, and when you leave, it will be a completely different Jezebel for me.
You’ve always been my favorite ❤️
ISNT THIS JUST THE FUCKING CHERRY ON THE FUCKING SUNDAY THAT IS TODAY, MADELEINE
No. You are not alllowed to announce your retirement on the same day as Kennedy. Pick another day.
Shit.
Looking back at the circumstances, it’s a surprise that I was hired at Jezebel. When I first sat down with…
Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy—the court’s key swing vote who was fairly good on LGBTQ rights and a disaster…
Why was she not excited? She got exactly what she wanted.
Of course, Justice Both Sides would cut and run. Of course.
Buy guns, y’all.
SCOTUS’ new collective attitude seems to be: Fuck all y’all.
Sassy!
“Low information voter” was another popular one during the Democratic Primary.