If you told me right now that Dust 514 or M.A.G. had servers back up, the next sound you would hear is me running through the wall to find and go plug in my PS3.

I’m pretty sure that was sarcasm, but you can never be totally sure anymore.

Welcome to Biden’s America where anyone can just customize their genitals. The woke left has gone too far. Bunch of biological half-orcs unfairly competing against githyankis. It’s a travesty.

Welp, looks like I’ll have to go mage and equip nothing but magical items for protection. Suns out, cuns out.

Nah ya know what? Good on those two, fuck amazon

Oh it is 4/20, isn’t it? Okay, this post makes A LOT more sense now--I thought it was just a random post about video game merchants selling weed. As someone with a new kid less than a year old, 4/20 is not really something I spent a lot of time thinking about.

You are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye.

This isn’t a “friendly reminder,” it’s stretching yourself into a pretzel to try and smear someone as a bigot.

I’ll take “ Missing the Joke “ for 200. 

This reminds me of that one time Dunkey beat Sky in Smash.

Way to misinterpret the message of the video (there is no ethical consumption in a capitalism society) while also dismissing the sexual and physical abusers Dunkey highlighted in said video.

Hey speaking of games with ties to the Russian invasion of Ukraine...remember that Atomic Hearts thing that everyone got all hyped about because of the faceless twin fuck robots and then probably haven’t thought about again despite it being like...barely two months old?

He pulls out a polaroid of the cutest Korok you’ve ever seen and underneath it says DO NOT BELIEVE HIS LIES

that’s a fair take. way of the samurai 3 was my introduction to the series but i do like the campier, slightly more robust systems in way of the samurai 4 a bit more

WotS3 > WotS4

How long until folks start blaming Kotaku for this because they reported on the mod?

Could you imagine a world where people were not just wildly unethical but also were so for the sole purpose of making money? That would put the whole system into question...

Well, partially because Sony isn’t buying up major publishers and then making their games platform-exclusive, at least not yet.

Clarification to my reply: apparently Fallout 4 was listed with sex as moderate impact (but no nudity?) so there might be some truth woven into the article 

Mass Effect: Andromeda had man-on-man, woman-on-woman, man-on-woman and alien-on-man/woman, and some of us are sad Starfield won’t let us slut around in space