i want to watch a cheesy movie with this plot.

if you think that a kotaku article is what puts projects like this in the scope you’re either underestimating Nintendo’s legal team or overestimating the importance of silly video game websites.

keep swinging bud you'll knock ONE of these jokes out of the park, surely

i’m not sure if “kotaku is responsible for the individual decision each and every one of these hypothetical pirates made to commit a crime they read about in an article” or “kotaku singlehandedly will kill the metroid franchise by telling nintendo fans, the single group of gamers most aware that emulation and by…

it is legitimately news that we’re seeing a brand new game on a current-gen console being emulated effectively, and even the version of this article that wasn’t sanitized to address the backlack never called for people to commit piracy (of the new game, anyway, but considering Nintendo’s stance on OLD games i don’t…

local commenter doesn't care, cares enough click on article to declare how much they don’t care

how is this list supposed to be comprehensive but miss finest hour?! one of my best and earliest online console experiences!!

jeggings also dont look like, and are not, jeans, they look like, and are, leggings wearing a bad jeans costume. these are all actual denim trousers, which look like real jeans (not an approximation) and can be worn in settings where jeans may be appropriate but leggings may not be (such as jobs with a business casual…

jeggings also dont look like, and are not, jeans, they look like, and are, leggings wearing a bad jeans costume.…

these are some solid tips, though i just went for Full-Breaking it ASAP with gambits, then raining the damage down as hard as I could.

the disrespect smh

good

this is undoubtedly legit.

honestly with how much I like a lot of the popular gacha games’ character designs i wish more would end up with full-fledged games in their ip

actually you dont have to pay to use your existing pokemon, you just have to pay if you want to go to the new places and experience the dozens if not hundreds of hours of new content it looks like they’re adding

very true

bruh these're just aquasocks

To a degree, I kind of get this, but unfortunately that’s not really how this should work. Bar extenuating circumstances that usually involve overturning the relevant decisions, you don’t really get to repeal precedent. This doesn’t tell me anything about the stances Epic is going to take - it tells me that they’re…

based on what he did, i think the ban is fair

this feels like a big shadowbringers rip ngl

its almost like people like being excited about things or feeling like theyret part of some mystery. try lightening up on the cynicism friendo