svartsmart
Svart Smart, traded in his Smart
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Here I was, thinking Subaru was a Japanese car manufacturer. Where, just so you know, front license plates are required - as we’re not like, concerned about ‘personal freedom’, or whatever wads your panties these days.

Wouldn’t it suck if every sneakerhead had to like the same shoes?

Wouldn’t it suck if every sneakerhead had to like the same shoes?

...but if Aston Martin could sell the Toyota iQ-based Cygnet...

Her greatest sin appears to be that she’s a very sincere Theatre Kid who fell into the tabloid overexposure cycle that a lot of female celebs get caught in -

Yeah, I don’t care what every woman I know IRL says, I like Anne Hathaway.

People shit talk her, but I've always liked Ann Hathaway. She's talented, gorgeous, and from this at least, seems to be a decent person.

At least you vote properly. The question isn’t “Would you own this” (I wouldn’t either), the question is “Is this a good value”. And I’d argue that for some buyer, this is a good value. Hell, even just taking the good bits from the truck and turfing the rest might even be worth the price of admission.

It has 26" wheels and a carpeted bed. Usefulness went out the window on this thing ages ago. Would be better off buying a van.

“off-white cock extender on stiltz”

But it has red brake cali...
but it has extra chro...
but it has a felt lined be...

nevermind, you are right.

For me the hands down winner is “value cover gadgets”. 

I tried to pick my favorite misspelling and I’m having trouble - might be “I have all the recipes.
“taming chain” is pretty hilarious too though.

When it comes to the make and model of the car, yeah I agree and vote based on what the market is for that car.But when it comes to mods, I vote based on whether the mods add/subtract value for me. In this case, it’s not the wheels that do it in, the originals are included and the ridiculous hoopties can be sold on

Yeah this is the right take. The surface level stuff is enough for me to stay far away  from it, but the important bits look clean enough that it’s a NP to..... someone.

This is a monument to deep insecurity and I hate it.

This is the urban version of the look at me bro-dozer with monster truck wheels and truck nutz. Before you get outraged, urban simply means people living in areas that are more densely populated typically living in subdivided lots less than about 1/2 acre or so where monster truck truck tires are entirely impractical

On one hand, you’re right: you can change the wheels. It even comes with the stock ones. On the other hand, the fact that it wears these wheels tells you something about the current owner. And that thing it tells me is that I don’t want this guy’s truck. 

I’ve already sworn to never buy a 5.4 Ford, and the Pep Boys vomit all over this truck does nothing to make me rethink that. The ugly seats and ridiculous wheels don’t help either.

I guess, like the old F-4 Phantom, you can make anything fly if you put enough power in it. But this thing is frickin’ useless as a truck. And it’s way too clumsy and heavy for a hot rod.

I don’t think it’s a question of whether you like the truck or not, though. It’s a question of, if you did like this kind of thing, would it be worth the money?