It's amazing how music can help nurture people through shit periods of their lives. I went through a period where I was WAY too into Depeche Mode and Nine Inch Nails, bordering on obsession. Regardless, it helped me through my social despair and immaturity (more so), and frankly in part kept me from being suicidal.

Agreed on all points.

They're going to bumble-beat that dead horse until every last coin drops out of its hay bail.

Euron Greyjoy, methinks.

You've never heard of Trump University?

Fool! Like global warming, Trump has shown us that black holes aren't real.

Midichlorians aren't real?

AKA the Johnny Manzel.

So you're saying my vote for Johnny Clickbait was based on a lie?

You're going to destroy Seattle. You're going to destroy the rest of the league. The only way you wouldn't lose the Super Bowl is if Belichik and Brady join Trump's cabinet.

But on the plus side your playoff record hasn't changed at all!

This doesn't qualify for team ribbing, but the best comeback to heckling fans I ever saw was in San Diego for the Chargers by one Ryan Leaf.

Apparently Ed loses his shit if he forgets a line. A friend of mine was on set with him once when it happened, and he told me it was terrifying.

The Outsiders: watch your smoke, Johnny.

But the good news is, it can't get worse!

Tonight on a very special episode of A.V. Club…

This thing basically falls apart if you touch it…is this what your shirts are made of?

I want to know what they mean when they say "hamburglebragging".

I'm sure I won't be unique in expressing how amazing Cohen's music was. He brought a Poe (or maybe Lynch) like darkness at times, and countless chills. He'll be missed.

You've had the power all along (sfx. magic)