I remember Shelley Duvall from Fairy Tale Theatre. Anyone else watch that?

“Hey Girl, wanna see me ruin something fun by being humorless?”

This was straight up one of the funniest skits SNL has had in years that wasn’t political.

Blah blah blah crostinis blah blah blah engagement ring blah blah blah risotto. The engagement comes almost two years after lady’s boyfriend was found dead in a hotel room.

I can’t read the headline any differently now!

That Lea Michele story would have benefitted from this.

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

You can finally exhale, because Whoopi is NOT leaving the country after all. [Gossip Cop]

I’m sure others have said this but damn if this isn’t as terrible a few days for Donald Trump as it is for everyone else. This is the worst possible thing to happen to him. He thought he’d lose, become a right-wing martyr, and get a cushy seat yelling at America through Trump TV about crooked Hillary for 30 minutes a…

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Mike Pence is the worst, the only way he is better than Trump is that he maybe wouldn’t start a nuclear war because someone insulted his hair. But on reproductive rights Pence is far scarier than Trump.

Good catch on Twitter:

“Although I’m sure his replacement would be almost as bad so it’s cold comfort at best.”

Has he Tweeted his condemnation of the acts of racist violence being perpetrated in his name these past two days? Statesman Trump really should get on that.

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle aren’t together 24/7?!

Here’s some celebrity non-bullshit:

I can’t even dirt bag. I’m still too sad today.

I have a crazy crush on Gabriel Macht. I mean, he is dishy a f.

There’s only one way to prepare for tomorrow night...