The child in Tori Spelling’s belly has already earned a paycheck.

Agreed yo. That said, I am rooting for this relationship. Good for Harry for going for someone that’s so against the norm for royals. Moving that institution forward one casual relationship at a time!

Sorry, Rizzo twerking in hot pants won SNL last night. Rizzo, Grampa, and Dex. God I love them.

Snoop and Martha are my favorite celeb pairing.

Have you checked out the #ObamaAndKids hashtag on twitter? It’s adorable.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

Albert - Zachary Levi
Mae - Dot Jones
Conrad Birdie - James Marsden
Kim - Leighton Meester
Mr. McAfee - Stephen Colbert
Mrs. McAfee - Jennifer Love Hewitt (we need two J.Los!)
Hugo- Joseph Gordon Levitt

That’s literally just a lyric from one of the songs (where she wishes her partner would quit his job as a hollywood agent and become an english teacher like he always dreamed). The character of Rosie is a shrewd businesswoman who doesn’t take racist shit from her POS mother-in-law and demands credit for the work she…

Everytime this comes, I’m reminded of the question about who we should believe: the guy who says he assaults women, or the women that say he assaulted them?

Since the 12th is already baked into the election, let me just say that...

There are rumors that they fought over Mariah’s extravagant spending. (What? She’s super rich.) There are rumors that Packer got cold feet. (From marrying Mariah Carey? Straight men are so interesting.)

He’s not a mermaid, Bobby! C’mon!

Yeah, the brain can play tricks on you for sure. It does look oily at first, but if you look hard at all the white streaks on the legs you’ll see that it is just paint after a few seconds.

“I asked every person I met since day one, ‘Find me a boyfriend!’ Like, especially new friends too. Chloë Grace Moretz is a friend of mine, and day one of meeting her, I was like, ‘You know anybody that I could date? Or love? Whatever?’”

The scarier thing is there is a“Today Show” sticker pack.

On the flipside, Gaga and Madonna are both terrible actresses who “won” Golden Globes for their work so they do have that in common.

Rachel Bloom is a national treasure