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This is fucked. Do your research — also don’t slut shame and post paparazzi shots of a 19 year olds ass in some kind of ridiculous feud. Khloe don’t make me hate you.

I feel like the garbage day part is just an homage to Flight of the Conchords’ “Business Time”.

I suddenly have a craving for Ramen.

There’s literally a whole article about it, calm down Jen and smoke another blunt while living your best life.

I try not to do the grammar* nazi thing, I really do. But I’m sorry, I just can’t help it:

The fact that tabs haven’t moved onto “the life she’ll never have, Jen mourns being a mom” narrative is the biggest reason why I think all the prego-rumors are put out by her PR to keep her in the press. Otherwise who gives AF?

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT. it was absolutely the worst part of thatmovie and I LOVE THAT MOVIE

I can’t even watch this part of the movie. I’m really delighted by the rest of it, but this particular scene is just too embarrassing for an asshole like me.

The gross, mushy bruise on an otherwise delightful peach of a movie.

But SVU is the original squad tho:

I’m confused! I thought he had an affair with Savannah Guthrie? Does he get with all his lady co-hosts?? DANG, Son.

Yes Natalie because when I hear the terms “news professional” and “journalist”, the first thing I think of is Access Hollywood.

Man I’m glad my ass stays attached

I’m not even a damn “Millennial” but I am so unbelievably tired of seeing them get shit on and called lazy and entitled. My sister (who is in that age group) had to put out literally hundreds of resumes to get a new job that pays only slightly more than the one she held previously but at least gets her some frigging

I really miss The IT Crowd, and wish he was in more stuff!

That’s like nowhere-adjacent.

She’s levitating like a weeetch.

This is how I know TayTom is a fake relationship: any Hiddleston fan can tell you he only owns six items of clothing at any one time. He wears them to death. He is stylish, sure, but the definition of anti-fashion. There’s even a Tumblr devoted to him only having six items of clothing, IIRC. He wore this cardigan for

Stop taking all my love Bobby Finger........