Now read Martha’s caption with Kristen’s picture.

Whomona?

Yeah, the phrase looses all meaning! Irregardless, their married now:)

I both hate you and love you for writing that.

Honestly “could care less” bothers me MORE than “intensive purposes” because it’s not just wrong, it’s the opposite of what they mean.

Yes I could of screamed when I read that. It literally made my skin crawl. For all intensive purposes, it’s annoying.

I really, really hate when people say, “I could care less,” when what they are actually trying to say is, “I couldn’t care less.” The former indicates that they actually do care, at least somewhat.

I was also thinking as I walked, “Please don’t grab me because my dogs will bite you.” And not because I was worried about him so much, but because I was worried about my dogs getting a bite history. So I am questioning my own humanity right now.

Adam Devine is my favorite, I find him delightfully obnoxious.

See, I think that Aniston is one who is complicit with the paparazzi as well!

Agreed! I totally don’t see the chemistry and the “yeah, they are totally fucking” vibe so many seem to see! Tom looks either bored, in pain, or desperately overacts “happiness”, whereas Taylor has always appeared somewhat asexual to me anyway - well, except when she is with Karlie Kloss, obvs.

I honestly don’t know. All I know is that I look at the two of them and I am picking up like zero sexual chemistry. I know you can’t *always* tell from photos, but I feel like I’m decent at picking up on chemistry/no chemistry between celebs. There doesn’t seem to be much going on below the belt between them IMO.

maybe that’s why she did it

Brian Kinney will always be the love of my life.

also..the SCENERY. I really wanted the Phillip Seymour Hoffman “How’s the peeping, Tom” gif but I couldn’t find it.

I’m not sure what I would do, but I think I can reasonably eliminate “wear an I <3 T.S. wifebeater while frolicking in the ocean.”

Samira Wiley is just unbelievably beautiful and charismatic and talented— I really, really hope that she is able to find good, steady work befitting a performer of her caliber.

Oh for the love of life SHUT UP David Fucking Spade, you pint sized bag of deer urine.