Once it has been determined that a simple manual extraction would not be possible in the ER the patient is taken to the OR and put under general anesthesia so that we can be prepared to do an abdominal surgery if the foreign body causes a bowel perforation or excess bleeding.

Hey, a person who will know the answer!: Okay so. What I want to know is, how in fact are these objects removed? Do you have to anesthetize the area, and then open it up somehow, like with a rib spreader kind of tool? And then you just reach in with your hand, or do you use a grabby-type tool?

As a woman I never really understood the Vagina ones—- I mean—- a vagina doesn’t go on forever—- you can feel the back it with your fingers. Like maybe if something is broken and will cause damage by yanking that might make sense- but for the other ones - are women just so unfamiliar with their own Vaginas that they…

Stop giving Facebook access to your location.

I love how he can handle a woman covered in two-week-old butter but armpit hair is a bridge too far.

I admonished him for comparing me to Wonder Bread (bitch I am fancy) and asked why such a hungry bear was out of hibernation.

He's a bra is half full kind of a guy.

This...was...hilarious! Especially as someone who DID have a "becoming a woman" party ^_^ (done with my full knowledge and consent of course, and we only had women come. Incidentally, my mom is awesome).

Perfect! I always feel awkward when it comes time to buy a new dildo, because I have to ask where to find the 9 inch+ models. "I swear I am not a weirdo, I am just abnormally sized, thanks." Now I can print my own to accomodate my unique size and shape. And I can have it custom printed with My Little Ponies! :-D

When I started dating my first boyfriend, I said I didn't want to be monogamous and I wanted to have an open relationship. He said no, monogamy or nothing. I said fine, I prefer him*. Five years later, I find out he had been cheating on me for the entirety of the relationship. I asked him why he cheated when I was…

I think its a false choice, and a cowardly one. He had enough information once he saw her emotional response to know that the answer was "no." He drove her to desperation.

Eh, given the dude's feelings towards the woman, the relationship obviously wasn't going to last. Even if they didn't try the 'open' thing, some other nit would be picked. At least this way the dysfunction in their relationship came to the surface and they can both move on (presumably). The comeuppance is just…

He's lost her. He doesn't know it yet but he has. Game over dude.

"An anonymous dude is very upset that, after he maneuvered his "big girl" girlfriend into an open relationship so he could score with mad babes, she's getting loads more dates than him."

We have a back house in Los Angeles that opens up to an alley. Sometimes alleys encourage shady shit. We have 9 cameras surrounding our property. Why not?

Same reason I carried a condom around in High School. I mean I was never going to use it, but you never know.

Humiliation is the primary cause of murder.

Pretty much begins and ends with this.

Those look like waterless urinals too.