We call ourselves “Better than you”

No Bostonian would EVER eat your junky ass crude oil infused gulf “seafood” Stop kidding yourself.

I get that to some degree, but just like I can’t imagine being THAT happy for a team that’s not my own winning, I also can’t fathom being too upset about a team winning that I don’t like. Even when the Yankees win, I’m vaguely annoyed but certainly not angry; if it’s not my team (and they didn’t beat my team), then…

Honest question: should anyone be happy for any team but their own winning a championship? I get that some stories are more heartwarming than others, but at the end of the day, I root for my team (the Patriots) and I’m bummed if they don’t win. I’m not, like, extra bummed if the Bills win, nor would I be happy for…

1. NO ONE will tell you that Boston has a racial issue any more. Keep basing that off of 30 year old crap.

As a Pats fan, and a New Englander - I can happily reassure you that nobody will be lingering in your city to take in the beauty and culture of Houston.

So who exactly would you let jerk off your dog?

You don’t even realize what you’ve started by bringing chowder into this. People are going to be very angry.

I guess not if she jerked YOU off on the train...

So, if one person asked you, you were going to start shooting? Because chowder doesn’t really come in a bucket, and nobody from NE would ever eat shitty Houston chowder.