Dennis Rodman did this in 1998. Everyone just went 'wtf is wrong with him' and moved on.

Were you getting the impression that anyone thought this woman marrying herself was not pathetic and douchey?

"overpaid, self-inflating whoopee cushion" Absolutely f***ing brilliant.

This is about as comprehensible as Kinja.

laissez-faire capitalism is the same thing as "pro-free market". Laissez-faire literally means "let [them] do".

I believe they are over at Fox News.

Are any of his movies good? They all seem to feature a main character that is too much like Woody Allen to be entertaining to me. I don't find his personality or antics to be the least bit attractive.

Never?

"[Firth] has a briefly seen, occasionally mentioned fiancée named Olivia (Catherine McCormack), who is a fellow skeptic and an intellectual peer, meaning that she has no chance with him."

The Hamptons are special a couple hours away, I learn. You can't just show up take the subway; you have to be invited have a ride.

It's like the bond of fellow POWs; it's too painful to reminisce, but it's reassuring to share.

BREAKING NEWS: Domestic violence is no more. Sources say that reports of domestic disputes have dropped to zero.

"The kids were absolutely ravenous," remarked an onlooker. "At one point they cut the throat of a raccoon and feasted on the blood while cooing "'sweet nectar.'" Another witness noted that blood-soaked copies of acclaimed hit Country Strong were found scattered around the restaurant.

lolwtf, are all their sponsorships going to get taken away if she stops shitting out kids or what?

What, you mean that bitch is a fraud?

I think all webpages should become 1990's for a day.