He looks like a weather-beaten, middle-aged toddler.

Between destroying America, taking away people's guns and being a kenyan citizen, when did Obama find the time to be the founder of ISIS? Does he have a time turner like Hermione?

Okay but it also has a clause preventing you from bringing up their supposed sanctimony when none of them has even said anything to you.

Yours is probably the actual answer - in my head though, it is because Ted Cruz forgot how to human properly/and or wants to be Napoleon.

Man, Cruz looks so stu...holy shIT HE’S REACHING FOR A GUN.

is Ted Cruz groping himself?
“...and the hooome of the...HHNNNNGG *tweaks nipple* bb-b-b-brraaaave...uuhhhhhhyeaaah”

Of the reported cases I’ve heard of of parent-child GSA the kid never, NEVER had a happy childhood. They’re unhappy and searching for some kind of validation and their parent takes advantage of that. It’s sexual abuse.

Trying not to judge. Trying not to judge. Oh fuck it, I’ll judge. No, no, no, no, dear God this is not ok. (Back to the Olympics. The women’s soccer team just took the lead!)

#firstworkshoes

That anyone thinks this man should be President of the United States absolutely blows my fucking mind. I am generally good about understanding political differences between myself and others, but supporting this man is just too much.

These days, Beecroft and Spadoni live in a house they call their “favela.”

I want to crowdsource a question I have about chelsea’s “process.”

“So long and thanks for the IPAD “~Dolphin

How sharper than a serpent’s tooth it is
To have a thankless child!

OTOH, he seems to be doing exceptionally well as an adult with microcephaly.

Sure, and likewise he would not have become president if she hadn’t been there to manage many of his early campaigns, work a corporate law job she hated so that he was free to take lower paying political positions, etc. The idea that his achievements are his alone but hers are shared between the two of them is sexist…

Using Trump tweets as a style guide- sad!

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.