He was forever dead to me the day he slagged off The Wire...

Obviously you have to leave them open Renard, don’t try to play me like this

My wife’s grandparents owned a dairy farm, which we visited years ago when they were still alive. When they took us through the milking shed, I asked her grandfather about raw milk. His response, as best I can recall, was, “Them cows lie in their own shit. You couldn’t pay me enough money to drink that stuff raw.”

You probably typed this with your wifi turned on, which we all know causes electromagnetic fields that impact the macroflavotrol of the post. Nice try, Big Milk shill.

It’s almost as if fabric can just bunch up over baby bumps when someone sits down.....but no......that would be too simple.

One can assume that she taught her child gun safety? It’s part of why children should be around guns right? So they know they’re not toys.

Got to play with my new toy today! Time to clean it!

Got to play with my new toy today!

new toy today!

toy

twins twins twins twins

Kourtney is “pregnant with Bieber’s baby.

I wonder where Rick Scott has hidden his horcruxes. We need to find them and stop him.

If you’re speaking like Eliza Doolittle then yes, add the N. But if you pronounce the H, it’s just dead wrong to say AN.

My law professors would always say “never sue on principle” but I feel that cases like this are the exception. She has means that allow it to still be worth it even if she comes out of it with very little actual cash. I’m grateful that she used her wealth and fame to set a precedent for cases involving women mass…

True...but I think the main thing Andrews was looking for was a very public and a huge number for the judgment in the headlines to ensure that hotel chains will be much more careful about not giving out guest information in the future...

Don’t get me wrong, I hate what happened to Sansa this season, and I’m so over watching everyone else use her for their own political purposes.

sure sure

I'm frankly relieved that I no longer have the burden of spoilers, I am very much looking forward to watching the show and being surprised!

d) me, seeing bran: ughhhhhh

I think Jon Snow is not toast

ive already been practicing my takes, you’re welcome everyone who gets to read them twice: