He looks hotter in the before. What can I say? I like a sad, withered shell of a man with a 5 o’clock shadow and up all night eyes.

I’ve seen too many weird tabloid cover photos of Blake Shelton, and now his face always appears to be a thick latex mask glued down around the eye holes.

ugh I can’t get over how beautiful Gwen Stefani is, especially in that first picture where she’s frowning. EVEN WHEN SHES FROWNING DAMNIT WOMAN

A president with a penis, like God intended. It’s going to be enough then.

If I just went by what I read on this site/the comments on this site, I’d think she was worse than all the Republican candidates combined. As much as I enjoy this site... I may have to peace out until what? June?

As a Latina also supporting Hillary: expect nothing but contempt from white commenters here. They know what’s better for us and they are baffled that we dare to think for themselves and have reasons to vote for Hillary. How can we? They know what is better and they don't agree. We must be ignorant!

Sorry, but I trust black people to determine who would represent them best, not some condescending Bernie Bro who knows what's better for them then they do?

You are incredibly ignorant. What Republican supports abortion rights, gay marriage, trans rights, affirmative action, mandatory paid maternity leave, fair pay for women, voter rights, a higher minimum wage, campaign finance reform, universal healthcare, strengthening Medicare and social security, raising taxes on the…

Ugh, I will bet you a zillion dollars her flowers will include: peonies, garden rose, ranunculus, hydrangea, and dusty miller. All combined into “perfectly imperfect” mounds and boring as fuck.

I honestly do not believe that this has to do with the South but with the Trump campaign.

There are so many people/institutions who should be required to apologise to these students, I’ve lost count. The university. The Trump campaign. The people who stood by and did nothing. The Secret Service.

No. Ploom is good.

It's sad how shocked I am that an Asian woman has ever won an academy award.

OMG SAIORSE RONAN LOOKS AMAZING, I SWOON FOREVER

They’re just upset that he’s a man of wealth and taste. He’s been around for long, long years and he’s stolen many a man’s soul and faith. I mean, he was around when Jesus Christ had his moments of doubt and pain. Didn’t you know he made damn sure that Pilate washed his hands and sealed his fate.

No matter what, this was still the best episode:

You were wrong then, and you are wrong now.