So sick of the unhinged, crappy faker facades.
that keep going like this:

I think it is swell how the folks who support these deportations are also the ones who tell me all of our country’s problems are because of the degradation of the “family” unit. Neat.

If I recall correctly I think her name was like Savannah and that’s the main female character in Dear John.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

Interestingly, his top three issues are as valid as all the other GOP candidates. I demand that we allow Vermin Supreme on stage for the next GOP debate!

There’s a documentary on it called Breaking Bad if you’re interested

So my dad actually did have a catastrophic attempt at a colonoscopy years back. He has some paradoxical reactions to some older forms of anesthesia. They went to dope him up, got him under, SURPRISE NEVERMIND and he bit a nurse.

YOU GUYS YOU GUYS

Ahmahgahd, I just made a whole series of guttural choking sounds. KITTENS SO CUUUUTE NOOKIT EEEEEEEEE

Thanks for the clarification. I do think HRC is better on the offensive. I believe she is a hobbled in the primary because she can’t go all out against her opponent—she can’t alienate her opponent’s supporters because she needs that support in the general election. I think she will be stronger in the general election,…

Candy is now going to tell a new story about the nice lesbian couple they met in New Hampshire, and how she and Ben managed to help you see the error of your ways by taking you out for ice cream and a long chat.

It’s okay! Ben Carson probably glamoured you to confuse you with friend problems so you wouldn’t write negative articles about him. He’s always doing that! You should have tried to steal something from him: his car, a handkerchief, the beating, bloody heart he keeps in his coat pocket. You would have ended up…

Typical Candy, always stirring up drama!

I had a tough week, but this makes me happy. While forced birthers may not listen to reason, they have no choice but to listen to a judge.

No, a hot dog is a shame and a sin.

I will never understand how guys have such a skewed perception of what women weigh, never. Are our insides supposed to be made of marshmallows or something?

A 5'7" woman with a maximum weight of 120 pounds. Yeah okay dude.