Houston is truly, genuinely awful, I’m sorry to say. It actively smells like sewage all summer (and the summers are about 10 months long), no one there can drive literally at all, and the no-zoning “let’s build another highway circle around it” genius-level city planning makes the driving even worse.

Bobby...I usually agree with you on most everything but you are wrong here. Dallas is awesome. Houston is shitty. It is seriously one of the ugliest large cities, its dirty, and people drive like maniacs. I know you spent some time in Texas so I have a feeling you’re biased bc you were in South Texas (right?).

Dallas isn’t great, but Houston is a thousand times worse. They should’ve made a RHOFW, honestly.