I was given sage advice when I bought my first house and now I tell my friends as they are buying theirs: “When you own a house everything costs at least $1,000, no matter what it is”.

I don’t know own if here has ever been to review to determine which team scored a touchdown.

Don’t days like today make you miss The Vane?

Didn’t anyone ever tell them no good decisions are ever made at 2 in the morning?

Bears! On a tuesday? What’s the occasion?

If I could bet on any coach accidentally lighting his house on fire, it would be this man.

Since you’ve never been to New Orleans I’d like to share a fun game you can play in the French Quarter when you finally go. Its called “What Am I Standing In”. Rules are as follows:

You probably wrote this piece with a national audience in mind but as a Houstonian I can tell you that 97% of people here are asking the exact same questions you posed in this article. I would bet money that if you asked most fans here (not including total die-hards) to name their Astros you would be lucky to hear…

The puffy clouds on the right in the last 3 pictures are actually called mammatus clouds (insert boob joke). They are the same kinds of clouds that were in the picture from Wrigley a couple of days ago. They are essentially a sign of strong thunderstorms in the distance.

I know athletes get shit for the “degrees” they get in college but did you know Owen Daniels has a meteorology degree. That’s pretty legit. I smell a cross-over episode between Deadspin and The Vane. http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/capital-…

Does no one else see the irony in the fact that this baptist university's AD is names Joos

In true Canadian fashion the "Postie" apologized for the bear delaying his delivery.

There would have been a mess all over the batters box had he been at this game.

Battery is battery regardless of the size or strength of the person. However if the assault was done with his penis a case could be made for assault with a deadly weapon.

It doesn't help that Astros games are only aired on CSN Houston which is available in I think less than 50% of Houston homes. Someone cough...Comcast...cough decided to give the team an exclusive channel right when the team was approaching rock bottom a couple of years ago. Hooray for Comcast....

Where's Yoda when you need him....

Natural selection at work. On another note imagine what this is going to look like when all that glass is covered in 3 feet of snow.

Its like watching a Shark Week preview

Thanks to a 1997 rule (opposed by Ralph Wilson), owners of franchises in other sports are allowed to own NFL teams, but only if they're in the same market.