I’m just so relieved we’ve got an Opposition again over here now that Starmer’s taken over. The above address went out on BBC One primetime this evening at five to seven just before the daily government briefing, days after getting his views displayed favourably on the front page of the Daily Telegraph (a notoriously…

Imagine you had a job, and that job was for two years to negotiate an agreement with a bloc of 27 nations who all have competing interests while you lead a not entirely united but still cohesive Parliament.

UK Update as I’m busy tomorrow and it’s too bloody hot to sleep right now anyhow:

One of the very few times I’ve squirted, I queefed simultaneously. I squeefed. It was magical and the bf and I were giggling about it for days.