Omg now I can’t unhear this hahahaha

They sound like lyrics to a really fucked up version of “You Can Call Me Al.”

I’ve never had a bad situation with an Apple product that Apple themselves couldn’t make worse.

Kelly will tighten up the office and the staff, but he can’t ever manage Trump for long. The more success Kelly has, the more the media will talk about his success, the more he will be seen as controlling Trump. That perception will nag at Trump until he literally can’t help but act out. Every single time.

In other words, “I’m going to complain about this a lot but not actually do anything about it.” Brilliant!

He’s one of only 2 GOP sens up for reelection next year. 2018 is going to be a referendum on Trump, and he’s telling people what they want to hear.

On some level the Dems admittance that in some places of the country the only way they can win is by not supporting women’s rights is a reflection of the country and how little it’s progressed than anything else.

If only the GOP cared about running the country as much as they enjoyed telling women what to do.

I honestly wish the DNC would finally rid itself of this Third Way bullshit. You want to reduce the number of abortions? Fine: then support measures that actually achieve that end, such as providing comprehensive family planning and child-support services. Take a look at what happened in Texas when they slashed…

Embrace single payer, work for fairness in taxation, demand defense cuts, banking regulation, monopoly protections, campaign finance reform, union rights, voting rights, equality and protection for all citizens, immigration reform, demilitarization of the police, demilitarization of foreign policy, and for fuck’s sake…

Not to be a dick, I wouldn’t do this to his face, but eye roll at that Tracy Morgan quote. I guess I just don’t get religion. The accident brought him closer to god because he could have died but he didn’t. So he thinks god spared him? But took his friend? Bleh. Whatever. Like there is some sort of magic plan…

Wow. Horrifying.

Senator McCain, now is your time to shine.

I’m not hopeful. But even my stubborn proud ass would like to be proven wrong on this.

Welp, I’ve never felt more alone or single in my life. Thanks Ted!

Good.

I’d be willing to have a shred of belief in McCain’s fake-ass image of Maverick if he recovers, goes back to the Senate and votes against this garbage. Too bad the chances of this happening are next to zero.

I can understand how someone who busts all the ass to put on a dancing spectacle of a show would get annoyed by someone who can just stand and sing in front of a pretty backdrop without Gaultier costumes and get accolades. I get how it would be frustrating, I DO, but look, Madge—Whitney Houston was one of those rare,…