Ellen can wear any goddamned glasses she wants because she is Ellen fucking Barkin.

NO MORE SILENCE.

But Santa is WHITE!

I am too stupid to be a crook.

I am a 64 year old woman that watched every launch on TV at home or in school. I never heard a single word about these women until the movie. There is no excuse for that. None.

Thank goodness I live in Oregon where we have been voting with paper ballots and cards and mailing them in for years. We also took photos of our completed ballots before mailing them in this last election. We need to have an absolute certainty that our votes are counted. I personally have never liked the mail in…

I live in central Oregon and it is supposed to be a bloody nightmare.

I nearly spit out my Wheaties.

so, we aren’t going to have a nuclear war?

I truly feel like she fucked up music for women because after her, women felt like they had to remove their clothing to perform. She had a thin, reedy voice and no talent to do anything except promote herself. Ugh.

this one is really hard

Thank you Grandmother. I love you.

I admired that particular word grouping as well.

I’m in!

Nothing will happen because, well, they are women.

I have a pink hat, and I am NOT an idiot.

She is dreadful. I do not understand why anyone listens to her.

does anybody actually care about any of this?

Who is Danny Mastertson?

He makes me ashamed to be half Greek.