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That really brings home how much the violation is the attraction. It’s only hot because it’s non-consensual.

Trenchcoat Muffia

So sad that in 2016, people have peephole videos from 2009 on their phone. Grainy, boring, and pathetic peephole videos. Ascii porn is more stimulating.

I once watched porn in a hot tub with a girl (at her urging, I would never do such a thing)... then nothing happened. It was awkward, to say the least. I had pretty terrible teenage years.

This suit is ugly. They really should have settled out of court.

Or how to hire non-fucktards.

I don’t think the Marriott Ownership leadership understands how to get a good settlement.

No, Ant-Women. It’s a sequel, comes out next year.

I thought Hell was having to listen to Candance Cameron Bure drone on and and on about how women need to submit to their husbands.

Heaven for the weather.

wait, there are women out there saying that they’re “anti-women”?

Gods I love her.

Welp, I have no snark at all. JLaw is cool.

Let me guess... serious women aren’t allowed to be sexy too?

I love it when actors use their powers for good!

I’m glad she is publicly supporting PP.

Article on Planned Parenthood and she’s making the “checking for lumps” pose. I’m entertained.

Meanwhile, Anne Hathaway just announced she's pregnant. Coincidence? Yes.

OMG I love them both so much.