At this point, I’m just waiting for Sansa to murder all of these stone cold dumb-dumbs.

Look for Gendry’s new dating show, “The Lady of Storm’s End” - coming soon to HBO.

I understand that even though the whole thing is supposed to be a *fantasy*, it’s based in the Middle Ages. Back then (and even now), no ruler would’ve been stupid enough to be on the verge of war and go parley in person on an open field where they’d be a sitting duck. There have been many implausible scenes on this…

“Hi!  I’m Ser Bronn of the Blackwater!  I work for the Lannisters.  I know you’re about to go to war with one of them, and I’ve got this here crossbow, but can you just let me in the castle, and not tell anyone I’m here?  Thanks.”

No, no. You’re just mistaken.

Euron hid a fleet of 20 ships behind a big rock, sprung an ambush of big machine gun arrows and then was able to find (and capture) miss sunday amongst all the destruction. After all his incredible feats in the last 2 seasons can somebody hand this guy the greatest warrior ever award already.

I get why it is not a great idea to bring all of her troops to a negotiation, by why in God’s name would Dany bring herself and her two top advisors within range of hundreds of archers and a few dozen crossbows which are capable of eradicating entire platoons?

It’s less mistakes in war strategy (last episode took the award for that) and more where the fuck did Euron’s fleet come from? On a clear day at sea level you can see to the horizon. On top of that, Dany was airborne, increasing the distance she could see monumentally. Somehow Euron’s ships were just... there.

The sad part is, I think it's 50/50 that this was the reason they planned out the whole sail-back-to-Dragonstone thing like they did.

Do the dragons have altitude sickness?

When it was suggested that Dany fly up there I noticed that Jon was quick with the “No, she should sail with us, on the same ship as me, in the next room over. For...reasons.”

I also thought it was a bit convenient for him to go “Maybe that old witch was lying?” I get it that he’ll say anything to jump her bones at…

A dragon brought back from the dead by an ice zombie is not magical enough for you?

I had been waiting for the Sam/Bran conversation. I love that, as weird as Bran is, Sam still believes everything he says.

They already limit their dating pool within the family. Why not limit their choice of names too?

Seriously, couldn’t Bran have sent a raven to Jon saying, “FYI, I know incest is a whole thing with the Targs (not that there’s anything wrong with that...), but head’s up, Dany is your aunt...”

So did they need to spell out of Jon’s Targ lineage -again- interspersed with scenes of his first time fucking his aunt?

Okay while the sex scene had that “the journey is long we might as well fuck away this sexual tension (?) away” that made it less cringey, they skirted the fuck away from the issue he’s banging his aunt.

Also, nice to see Jon and Dany keeping a Targaryean family tradition alive.

well, Bran wouldn’t have known if he’ hadn’t gone looking based on Sam’s new information. I still say Bran is working on a ‘need to know’ basis. all this time we’ve been fretting about why Bran doesn’t just tell them littlefinger’s up to no good, and he tells them just in time. like all good time travelers, you…

Man, those future Christmas gatherings are going to be awkward at the Targaryen household....