Did ya use a razor blade? I think think the razor blade is key.

She looks like Barbie And The Rockers’ quaalude dealer.

Scarlett Johansson is just fucking with us - everyone knows the mullet era look was her worst hairstyle.

How many sofas were stripped of their upholstery for the menswear?

I love when Paulie slices the garlic so thin it dissolves in the pan.

I’m going to miss Drew Magary’s Hater’s Guide to the William Sonoma Catalogue. 

Yawn

Ugh, why is everything so pale and bland looking? I mean, aside from the fact that it’s marketed by pale bland people to pale bland people.

This is a gossip column. The impeachment proceedings don’t belong in this. They’ll get their own post. 

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I’m a 40 year old white, and I’m pretty familiar with her from both her stand-up as well as her acting. She was all over TV in the early - mid 2000s. Yes, she won a bunch of awards for Precious, but I wouldn’t call her “popular.” Semi-well known? Everyone knows her face but maybe not her name? I’m questioning because…

No, she is not. This lawsuit will almost certainly be thrown out.

Yeah I'm on team neither because we don't need another rich person making us their personal army

I’m in the US and know who Mo’nique is but her name would not come to mind as a person for a comedy special. I really can’t think of anything she’s done in awhile. I’m really curious who she thinks she deserves comparative pay to for a special because most of the Netflix comedy specials have been done by much bigger…

Genuine question: Is Mo’nique really that popular in the US? Because I fully believe Netflix is capable of racial and gender discrimination, but also from an Australian perspective I don’t really know her outside of Precious, whereas people like Seinfeld, Chapelle and Schumer are household names.

Honestly I somehow get Franzen and Safran Froer mixed up sometimes, which makes sense, they’re both enormous assholes. I’ll never get over Safran Froer leaving his wife because Natalie Portman deigned to write him like, a single email.

This is not really equivalent but when Kurt Vonnegut died someone published a reminiscence in the late, lamented New York Press.

You are truly a follower of the golden rule. Thank you.

I will not rest until the full Goosebumps canon is given its proper place in the academic consciousness!

I worked in a bookstore during one of Sparks’s book tours, and it was truly a singular experience. When I got home that night and told my husband the things Sparks said, he blinked, blinked again, said, “Are you describing a real person, a human?” But now the WORLD knows who Sparks really is, and that gives me such…