A friend of mine dated a guy for a couple of years. The first Christmas they were together, he got her a Fleur de lis necklace. She loved it. The second Christmas, he got her the same thing. She thought maybe he forgot, but then he said, “I hope you like it. It’s the same one I got you before.” He proposed despite…

Which are, actually, issues of national (and global, in the case of climate change) emergency. 

I was like, there’s no way this dumbass actually read a book so I looked it up: it’s 3 essays about how great Trump is/bad for America Hillary would’ve been, 104 pages long. But I was more amused the physical dimensions of the (pamphlet)- 5" x 8" x 0.2"(thick). I probably fucked myself on Amazon just by clicking on…

Lol, of course he hasn’t read about it - one of his aides said that it said nice things about him. Please let one of the more fed-up people in his orbit rave about one of the many anti-Trump books out there/coming soon, telling him it makes him sound great. He’d recommend it on Twitter in a heartbeat.

Apparently Alan Dershowitz is Rudy Giuliani with slightly better hair.

I’m just too exhausted to deal with this shit any more.

GUYS! Using the constitution is now UNCONSTITUTIONAL and an attack on the constitution.

Yeah, that’s great and good for you, seriously, doing what you feel you needed for yourself.

You know what? You’re right. That is the only way that privileged, conventionally pretty people won’t take it over and use it to sell shit. Because it’s still the hated word. I still have friends who refuse to use it, even though it describes them. Hell, I hate using it, it makes me cringe, still to this day.

It’s not just fat bodies that are demonized — it’s any deviation from the Victoria’s Secret model norm. I’m a straight size, but my postpartum stomach looks like overproofed yeasted dough that’s been punched down by an enthusiastic GBBO baker and I have stretch marks that line my torso from the back of my flanks all…

And if it turns out not have been a hoax, will you demand the same of people who voiced their doubts?

really though. so much of this body positivity stuff is fucking weak. some people do it well, but if i see another weight loss picture tagged “body positive” instead of “diet culture positive” i’m gonna fucking scream.

Eh. They’re adults, they’ve been dating on and off for several years, and they’ve both been through the whole marriage thing before. I don’t see any reason to think they’re any less serious than any other couple, even if her ring’s not necessarily my taste for an engagement ring.

The revolution will not be televised.

Pink says she once slashed the tires of her husband’s car.

Interesting times we live in when we’re all hoping a hate crime actually took place.

Honestly, fuck body positivity. Fats built a community and SURPRISE! straight size people with the privilege that comes along with that diluted it down to nothing and made those very fats feel unwelcome.

This is body positivity’s end game, and it will continue to shape shift into meaningless consumerism.

The “joy” (read: horror) of capitalism is that literally anything, no matter how noble, positive, or even anti-capitalist, will eventually be co-opted and sold.