I agree, I’m not okay with forcing people to see things they might not want to see. If people don’t want to watch porn it’s one thing, but public sex doesn’t give them the option to opt out. The videos of public sex on crowded commuter trains bothers me especially. 

Or even small quantities. They were only giving away the one Xbox, and look what happened.

Yeah won’t it get in cracks? Ick! Any public sex stuff besides making out is gross to me bc other people aren’t consenting to you doing it near them/on their stuff and a lot of the thrill seems to be that they don’t want you to do that. 

I do not consent to be peed on. Thank you.

Yes, but the liquid first came from the same place as urine... ergo...

Yes, it is possible, and I recall a researching taking this approach. I wrote a paper in college on this subject, and that little gem is something that stuck with me.

You may be on to something.

Hi Adriana, I know you’re a super hot pornstar and all, but I think I can speak for most of society when I say, stop pissing all over escalators. That’s disgusting and not everyone wants to be involved in your piss play. Keep your pissing limited to your personal bedroom or your porn sets. 

“Several weeks ago, the wildly popular porn performer tweeted cellphone footage of herself squirting on a public escalator.”

I do a lot of anal, but the most I’ve ever had girls poop on me have been in squirt scenes, because they’re trying to make it happen and push so hard. . . It’s so bad. . . It’s always when your face is right there, too.

We DEFINITELY ALREADY DO dissect male ejaculate. Pussy juice does not “literally” smell divine. It may, in her opinion, smell divine. That interview was so silly. I’m a scientist. There’s nothing reductive or demeaning about doing a chemical analysis of a human bodily fluids, we do it with everything else. Are we…

Squirting comes from your bladder and through your urethra, so definitely urine. I had this argument with a friend once because I was saying it was urine, and he suggested otherwise.

nobody cares about your boner 

I’m surprised at all the hostility towards people trying to understand it in more detail. My take has always been, “How is it 2019 and we don’t know basic things like this about the female body?” I can’t think of many other biological process where science’s response was ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I’m always skeptical of the motivations of people who wish for things to remain unexamined or unstudied. What if we treated hearts or livers or cellular metabolism with a similar attitude? “It just is, do not question it!”

You know, a really big asparagus salad would put an end to the debate once and for all...

And she followed that up with “smells literally divine”, a kind of new misuse of the word “literally” that I haven’t quite wrapped my head around yet. 

Listen ladies. Man talking here. Let me tell you a thing or 2 about your bodies. Of course it’s real and not pee. I mean, how can you not shoot off when you see my Adonis-like body? Few other notes: All women are secretly a little lesbian when it serves a man, and all lesbians secretly like guys too.

“full flowing feminine fountain” really?

You mean someone shooting out a gallon of water at 100 PSI isn’t real?