Thanks. I had no idea that charitable organizations dedicated to fighting hunger existed. 

Yes. 

Um... you do realize that (while some atheists are insufferable) the majority of atheists are just reacting to the fact that Christians are trying for shoving their faith/religion down everyone else’s throats through the law.

Don’t want atheists challenging your beliefs? Then don’t vote for politicians who are going to…

To quote Luke Skywalker: “Amazing. Every word you just said is wrong.” Atheism is literally the opposite of religion. Maybe you meant to look it up in the dictionary and instead looked up an antonym in a thesaurus. Easy mistake to make, I know.

Dude, I’m an atheist and the only time I ever mention it is when people preach to me about god/religion. Except for when johavah witnesses’ come knocking on my door, then I tell them I worship the devil. They leave real fast.

Hold onto the fact that Nick Offerman is a stonecold fucking badass and pretty neat dude in real life and let that make up for this supreme let down. That’s what I do.

Here, here.

Honestly kind of surprised at how little that’s being discussed in these interviews and such. Then again, I’m really not.

He beat out Rob McElhenney for the role. We could have had an even more ripped, more talented actor who is LGBT positive.

Setting religion aside completely for a moment can I take a moment to say I find the recent trend of fasting diets to be the absolute height of privilege? I don’t want to sound like a mother from the 1970s when you won’t eat your broccoli, but there really are starving people in Yemen and North Korea and much of the…

That’s nice. I must’ve tuned out the details because nothing is more boring than listening to people talk about their diets.

Rapidly descending to the level of Chris Christie, MY least favorite Chris.

Funny he doesn’t mention whipping out his dick on-set while doing “Parks and Recreation” any longer.

But that’s not all they are, which is the point, in my mind.  Chris Pratt is to his religious beliefs seems more like a Tom Cruise to Scientology thing.  Colbert makes fun of the church all the time.

Nah, he’ll probably be the party’s nominee.

You seem to miss the point, which is, keep that shit, whatever your beliefs are, to yourself. Some don’t, and I find it annoying.

He is giving me real ‘Tom Cruise as the face of Scientology’ vibes with this stuff. Same with the Biebs. I’m wondering if they have some handlers influencing this sudden public display. 

If he want’s to be super religious, that’s fine for him, but fuck dude, maybe keep it a bit more to yourself. I can not stand when people try to shove their religion down my throat. I’ll keep my atheism to myself, and you can keep your religion to yours. He’s officially my least favorite Chris.

He peaked as Andy Dwyer. I haven’t seen him in anything else and don’t plan to. And yeah, his public persona is...blech.

I really didn’t like him before. I didn’t enjoy his role in Guardians or Jurassic Park. He just seemed like a dudebro who got ripped.

In the summer of 2060, Chris Pratt will probably be talking to an empty chair at the Republican National Convention.