I cannot wait. I cannot wait. OMG I cannot wait!!!!!

awwww lindy! reminiscing about that jezebel period when she worked here.

I. FUCKING. LOVE. LINDY. WEST.

I am a french toast connoisseur and this article is made up of LIES.

*I don’t apologize to white people*

And I am here for it!

YEESSSSSSS I CAN’T WAIT!

For christs sake GODDAMN BARBACOA (OR ANY BREAKFAST) TACOS!!!!!

BACON.

This. I rarely eat breakfast, but I eat breakfast food all the damn time. Eggs. Hash browns. Waffles. Mainline it into my veins, food gods. 

Agreed! There has never been a moment in my life where I have turned down breakfast food!

This is a great hill to die on.  I’ve been dead here for years.

Waffles.

Seriously. It may or may not be the most important but there is no question that it is the BEST meal. 

Delete your account.

Breakfast is the best food on the planet, whether you eat it at 8 am or 2pm, or 11pm. Its the best food ever created.

Name a breakfast food anywhere as delicious, like, sushi or marinated cassava. I’ll wait.

I heard it was because Pink slut-shamed her. They were 20 and 21 back then though, and both seem to have matured since then.

Christina knows she swung on P!nk at one time or another. No straight denial? that shit happened.

Cardi, no - you can do so much better. Please don’t let yourself be dick-matized by this cheating loser. Join a 12 step program or something.