I certainly walked his plank. 

Luckily, I got plenty of attention from your father. 

You're now assuming there's a part of my day where I'm not cutting. Pshh. 

I’m pretty sure we’re a long way away from you making any woman other than your mother cry.

So...... what you’re saying is, you spend a lot of time having your comments dismissed. Sounds like time well spent.

You sound pretty upset. That’s a shame. That you can’t take a joke about Tom Brokaw to the degree that you’re this upset about it tells me everything I need to know about you.

I’m sure NK DOES look pretty much the same in person. But her skin has been pulled tighter than a snare drum, so...

Argh, I am feeling this so hard. It’s weird to think we’re all “supposed” to look like they do when we don’t do 1/100th of what they do in terms of constant anti-aging treatments (at least I don’t).

My youngest sibling used to work at an independent bookstore in Nashville that Nicole Kidman frequented when her daughter was small. (My sibling was often in the kids’ deparment although that was very much not her department, and is every bit the pain in the ass that this statement implies.)

She says that NK is every…

I have periodic outbursts regarding this myself. I so feel you. I actually got into it with Laura Brown (Editor in Chief of InStyle) on IG a few months ago. I never comment on posts — really! — but she had posted a shot of Nicole Kidman from that month’s cover shoot with a caption talking about how the image is not…

Same thing with every celeb with a great body. That body is their full time job and you could look like that too with the right nutritionists and personal trainers and spending 4+ hours a day at the gym.

“A Star is Born” lol excuse me I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. 

HRC is arguably the best-prepared Presidential candidate of at least the last half-century, maybe longer (George H. W. Bush being the other contender). My quibbles about certain neoliberal and other political positions of hers are easily outweighed by how much better our world would be if she were President today. (It…

I already hate Andy Cohen, so it shouldn’t surprise me how disdainful I feel about this baby shower, but here we are.  

Burn this title with hellfire.

Selling Girl Scout cookies to a bunch of actors who have been dieting for weeks to fit into their outfits is low key brilliant, and I thought the Girl Scouts in my neighborhood were smart for setting up a table in front of the weed dispensary.

No one seems to rile up the Republicans more than Hillary Clinton. Bernie Sanders, the self-avowed Democratic Socialist, gets a pass, while Clinton is denounced as some wild-eyed leftist, when in fact she’s probably slightly to the right of Dwight Eisenhower. He fought for and got built the federal highway system,…

They won’t though, because they don’t take her seriously. Instead they’ll have on loony ass Rand Paul or some crazy ass racist like Steve King, because those are some serious white men.

I have no objection to HRC being President. I voted for her. I would vote for her again if it came to that.

How about can shows like Meet the Press stop booking these clueless old white dudes. They should have Alexandria on next week in response.