The hair is crazy, but did anyone else notice how much Connie Britton in this picture looks like Amy Teegarden, AKA Julie Taylor from FNL??? That's crazy! Did the casting people have access to this picture or something? Weird!

The mattress is dressed a bit too skimpily for its message to be believable.

I think she's mocking how she can't fit into that mold (whether it be hip-hop, techno, etc.) and is making fun of how bad she would be if she tried.

She's mocking herself because she knows she's a shitty dancer lol

I'm all for pointing out cultural appropriation and calling out those who perpetrate it, but I fail to feel outrage over this video. I mean at least Taylor thinks that it's a dance equivalent to ballet and interpretive instead of going, "eww black girls shaking their asses, yuck". And if all the dancers were white,…

This is why Crumbs has failed, and it is only partially to do with the eternally changing trends in desserts: Crumbs cupcakes are horrible.

But can I work at home like I can with Google or something right? Where's the spammer dude when I need him? #poorlyexecuted