John Stamos is not actively insane. He’s full of greek yogurt! And we all know that shit is good for you.

Jodie the ex meth/crack addict? Sure. Why not.

Jodie was a meth head at one point; if we’re referring to past experiences they’ve all got skeletons.

I think Whoopi just reached that point in life (either in age or wealth or priorities) where she has zero fucks to give. She only cares about what she wants and could care less about the rest.

You suggesting that she likes to give Valeri a ‘Full House’?

(shoobidi-ba-ba-daaah!)

Are we getting dangerously close to the reality that Jodie Sweetin may be one of the most normal of that whole freaking cast?

Melania has thoughts?

Creepy? No. unethical? Emphatic hell yes.

I don’t think any of them would be comfortable on a farm in the Midwest. His sons might, if they had the opportunity to kill some penned animals (what they call canned hunting and what I call “cowardly assholes engaging in target shooting”). But Trump was appalled that he would have to live in DC, as if the White…

Mmmm no weirder than the rest of their relationship. There is historical precedent for daughters/nieces to fill the role...granted usually when the Prez. was a bachelor or widower. But as you said if Melania is not having it, its kind of a natural thing.

This has been a conversation at the dinner table a few times. I get the exact same vibe.

She is the only person in the Trump family that is tolerable. She’s also the only one that doesn’t seem like she could be comfortable hanging around a bunch of racist redneck country bumpkin Trump supporters on a farm in the midwest somewhere! The others would all fit right in with that crowd.

Slightly off-topic: IS anybody other than me finding it a little creepy that his daughter Ivanka, seems to be preparing to fulfill the FLOTUS role? It seems that Melania has little or no interest in being FLOTUS. In fact, her attitude this entire time has been more along the lines of “I did not sign up for this.”

Person who likes her pets and doesn’t them want to die. :(

I’ve read all the reasons why people can legit forget their kids are in the car. Still don’t get it. I moved halfway across the country this summer and blasted across three states with hardly any stops (except overnight in a pet-friendly motel) because my two cats were with me. If I had to stop to rest/eat, I did it…

Although I don’t have a medical degree and am a man, I’ve decided to pursue a head OB/GYN role since I spent the most formative parts of my life in utero. You’re an inspiration to us all, Dr. Carson.

Oh for fuck’s sake.

You are all hypocrites. All of you. Fuck off.

Taiwan is a liberal democratic country (COUNTRY, fuckers) with a democratically elected president (not leader - president, and that’s Doctor President to you). She is a PhD holder who is the first female president of Taiwan and the first democratically…

I’ve been super uncomfortable with the making-fun-of-Kanye thing and the declaring-Kanye-the-biggest-genius-of-all-time thng for quite a while now. Because it’s made me feel crazy that seemingly everyone thinks he’s just quirky or weird or has an outsized ego or whatever else when it has been blazingly obvious for…

lena dunham: I’m the victim here! Me! Me!

They dont have all the guns, not by a long shot.