So true. I set mine to Mark Knopfler’s “Once Upon a Time” from The Princess Bride, because of his calm and beautiful guitar work. I didn’t keep it for long, but years later, I still cringe a bit when I hear it on TV or my playlist.

It doesn’t matter. When you call them out, they flip the table, shit everywhere, then storm out and go on Twitter to tell everyone how CNN tried to silence them.

Well, it made the front page of...everything, and drew piles of eyeballs to CNN. Train wrecks attract viewers, and CNN has every possible financial incentive to keep doing it. People lap this shit up, and corporate media will continue prioritizing eyeballs over everything else.

And oh look! I’m on the hook as well!

Tapper remained frustrated that Miller used his platform on CNN to flatter the president and push administration talking points rather than answer questions in good faith—an entirely predictable outcome since this is what Stephen Miller does in every interview.

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Fallacy: Everyone invited on stage gets to speak.

In the past I was usually apathetic about award shows; I didn’t watch them and didn’t care one way or another if other people did. But the last few years I’ve grown to hate them, mostly because they’ve become venues for people to blast piping hot outrage takes all over Twitter.

The truly insidious part of this is that these unfounded stereotypes have a way of becoming self-fulfilling prophecies.

FILM PITCH:

This is EXACTLY how my dad looks at the menu when we go out to eat. Pop, just get the chicken so we can get our food before the close.... 

I keep thinking he’s looking old for a role, but nah. Damn. 63! If Denzel is 63, Morgan Freeman must be at least 115, 116.

“Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door - that way General Kelly can’t see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I’m working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I’d say in a given week I probably only do about…

And all those...*hhhhurrrrggle...* best selling products he put out...

Through brilliance, fantastic deals, determination and super intelligence, Trump has managed to make less money in real estate than if he’d invested his inheritance in an indexed S&P fund so don’t tell me he doesn’t know the meaning of work!

Especially for one who clearly doesn’t want to do any real work cos he hasn’t truly DONE ANY in his entire adult life.

Well, so much for his intense weekday schedule. The life of a stable supergenius is a tough one.

YW