FFWD to 2045: “I really think today, in our time of crisis, is the day where Josh Paul transitioned from Candidate Paul to President Paul.”

Footage of this guy is the best ISIS recruiting video ever.

“Honestly, yeah it’s terrible,” Paul said about his neighbors’ complaints. “It’s a bad situation. No, I feel bad for them, for sure. There’s nothing we can do, though. The Jake Paulers [Paul’s fans] are the strongest army out there. Dab.” And then he dabbed.

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

And then he dabbed.

Floyd Mayweather is a different kind of boxing animal. He’s the only professional boxer who’ve I’ve ever seen make another professional boxer cry during the fight because he couldn’t hit him. CM is nice at MMA, but he’s nowhere near the caliber of FM when it comes to boxing.

Why is this a fight a sure win for FM? Do you really think CM is not capable of beating him? CM is smart and he’s tough, he hits FM three times and he’s knocked out. FM has never faced an opponent who has the striking power of CM. Sure FM has boxing dancing down to a science, but he has NO power! Friendly wager?

Why is that sad?

I think the problem is that you asked Porsche North America all these questions. They are just a sales agent.

It was the game’s AI driving, not a person.

Harrell’s Hook?

That looks 80% like the F10

As an AMG owneri can tell you he probably had those wheels washed a week ago.

Karma’s a bitch. Hope you never need multiple surgeries and long term pain control. It’s easy to make jokes from your high horse. There’s no excuse for what he did but to joke about a public health epidemic, well like I said, karma bro.

I usually don’t yell at inanimate objects but I just told my tv to fuck off.

why do these idiots insist on turning their traction control off. You should have to pass written and practical tests to be allowed to turn off your Mustang’s traction control.

I’m comin’ fo dat toilet seat grille

What, do you want him sobbing and crying over someone he doesn’t know? Is it a sad event to happen? Of course. Does it personally effect him? No, not a bit.

“We plan to have it ready in time for Moab”

And it’s a V6 Mustang