Well, he's a 49er, so digging for gold is part of his team's history.

With American civil liberty now on life support, you couldn’t really expect Newt to remain faithful to it.

Just build a giant net over the country and make the mosquitoes pay for it. Problem solved.

Amazing shot, amazing story. Maybe this will get more white kids to play golf.

You are correct, it wasn’t a “rubber match” not because of your understanding but because it was between two Catholic schools.

Stupid? Yes. But that is one more box than Russell Wilson will hit in a lifetime.

A quick drive that goes nowhere and ends in disaster? That sounds like the Seahawks offense to me.

“Ghost writer”!?! Dang it Ray, did you kill him too?

Kids like this kid:

I held kicks in high school. One day while practicing PATs, our kicker booted the ball as hard as he could, just to see how far it would go. He didn’t aim well, and the ball went straight - not straight up, but straight from the tee. The first object between it and eternity was the bent-over ass of our long snapper.…

It’s hard to overstate just how badly I want Mariota to thrive and Winston to bust. The 30 for 30 on the Bucs’ decision would just be so glorious.