Ugh, he’s like what if a Subaru was a person.

Olivia used her Crew experience to get back from the yacht as soon as she heard of her moms arrest.

This is her sex tape. Those assholes are going to have a reality tv show when this is all done.

I know it will never happen, but I would love to see the US adopt campaign rules like they have in other countries, which forbid starting your campaign more than a few months before the actual election. America is a big place, but six months seems like more than enough time to get your message out. This permanent…

Be best, Melanie.

Unlike most contractors who worked for Trump, Yang quickly learned to get paid beforehand.

Have you looked at spinningbabies.com? The techniques there worked for me. My baby was breech at 30 weeks, and flipped at 32. I am not sure how many resources you have in your area, but many chiropractors are skilled in the Webster technique to help a baby turn. Acupuncture can also help. Finally, your doctor can try…

He knows because he filed for 2024 re-election to senate. He will whine and bitch when he loses the primary like the entitled white guy that he is. 

“We Worst”

You can pry my bread and tortillas from my cold dead hands. Bury me in burritos.

I have found shoes at Marshall’s that had no business being there and that is why I love Marshall’s. I check Marshall’s now the way my dog always checks the back left corner of our backyard fence: once there was a possum there, any day there might be another.

Confession time. I’m a Washington Post and Slate troll, but not that kind. I look at it like this: these guys don’t care and/or don’t want to hear facts, figures, arguments, etc. There’s no mind changing. So I have a little fun instead.

The hell conversation did I just walk in on?

Friend of a friends comment about him “when vanilla thinks it’s hot sauce”. 

Not directly a reply to you, posting here cause you mentioned private insurance and others mentioned Germany.

this is incredibly difficult stuff and you are 100% correct to just say it should be between the woman and her doctor.

I knew once Deadspin started covering fucking soccer that fencing couldn’t be far behind. 

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

Delicate broflakes... as far as the eye can see. I really enjoy how apparently the basic tenant of “true” masculinity is apparently to be as pathetically over-sensitive and outright desperate for attention as possible, while accusing everyone else of the same damn thing. Men Men Men Men Meeeeeeeen!

I’m resisting this with every fiber of my being... I’m a messy person (not dirty, just not organized) and seeing a super-tidy place makes me a bit anxious...like the place isn’t really lived in. Go ahead, people, judge me. Avert your eyes from my stack of books not in a bookshelf. Your disdain, feeds me.  Am I not…