You’re reading too much into it, they’re just paying by the pound.  Rocks are heavy, Blunts are not.

Andplusalso . . . If White Santa is only into gingerbread men, that means he’s gay, right?

To those who vape....I’m sorry ,but anyone you know around you who does not vape thinks it looks stupid and completely obnoxious, and it bothers the hell out of them the same way a cigarette would with the weird smells, giant clouds of smoke......those who tell you different are LYING.

Maybe someday his wife will give birth to a sentient ear, so Adam will be able to empathize with all of us who have to hear his shitty music. 

I’ve enjoyed this site over many years but please stop with the clickbait headlines regarding science and nutrition.

I’ve enjoyed this site over many years but please stop with the clickbait headlines regarding science and nutrition. The American populace is confused enough about how to interpret the often conflicting scientific studies that come at them daily. We need fewer eye catching headlines and more science writers who know…

I refuse to fly American until they let me bring my service animal with me. My pet crocodile even has his own red service jacket and everything.

It seems every year, airlines shrink the amount of legume I get on an airplane.

I know Beto is currently in the ‘long shot’ category, but I can only hope desperately that he wins. Cruz has shown that he doesn’t actually give two shits about Texas, and is really just there for the power. The shame of Cruz is his hunger for the presidency (which he will never get) overrides any of his cognitive…

Hence the song “Like a Limestone Cowboy”

When I was his age, “my dealer fucked with my dope” used to mean “Goddammit, this is oregano!”

Be rad if both sides of the aisle would pass the reins to the next generation all around.

You missed a few...you could have been Butter, but thats Parkay!

Well now, that’s butter.

“I’m sorry, I’m not going to refill your glaucoma meds because I believe that life should be LIVED, not just seen”

I like your attitude.

The USMNT should not be talking shit to anyone.

...the posts were not meant to be public—they were “the result of an ongoing family dispute.

“[T]he Star Wars producers decided to cleverly conceal the freighter under some plastic tarps inside a circle of storage containers...”

fuck off