She really should just stop.

The last 3 minutes of this had me literally clasping my hands in joy.

You mean Jamie Dornan, who was amazing in The Fall and has yet to have his Hollywood debut?

Ugh, so much diving.

Action has resumed. Here is a recent picture:

I mean, seriously, holy mother of God.

Here is your daily apples and oranges argument.

This is the second deliberately-ignorant Cattelan-bashing piece on Gawker Media within a week. I hope GM fully realises that this is a perpetuation of exactly the same type of wilfully “my ignorance is as good as your informed perspective” genre of non-thought that your writers ascribe to Trump supporters.

In case no one noticed, in his pile of sub-taco-bowl reading material is a picture of ex-wife Marla Trump in a bikini.

Actually, yes it does matter if she moves to Canada. It would be the height of hypocrisy to tell women in the US to stand up against Trump and the conservative misogyny machine when she publicly ran from the fight because she could.

Mine played fetch for about three days before remembering she was a cat. Those were an awesome three days.

I NEED 2016 TO SIT THE FUCK DOWN

That’s Pietro Tomaselli. He’s 11, and he plays for one of the youth squads for AS Roma.

I'll have the golden parachute retirement package waiting.

I’d like to teach a web-based seminar called “Delete Your Account.”

I’m going to start a consulting company called; “Not Fucking Up; The Internet and You.” Who wants in?

this is literally the only time I’m gonna be able to use this:

Meh, I’ve been here for over a year. Still grey, always will be I guess. It’s no biggie, most people read the greys, anyway :)