Pleasure to meet you, Joe Mangmilmilello

This one actually angered me. You’re not eight. Respect the wilderness; we have such little left.

It sounds crazy, but sometimes I wish they had voluntary debtor’s prison. I am fairly certain I would spend 6 months to a year in jail to wipe out my 6 figure law school debt.

She's tired! Oh so tired!

You know what they say, one man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

They should write Piper out of OITNB before her awfulness begins to infect even the scenes she is blessedly absent from. Same reason that they should have written Meredith Grey out somewhere around season 3 of Grey’s Anatomy.

The best thing about 70s and 80s fashion was tiny man shorts. Tom Selleck in little shorts, anyone?

Here’s a quick candid of mine. Granted, I’ve done some custom work to it, but those lines...

Calm down there, Satan.

Agreed. What really bothers me is that especially in the US, most people are repulsed by animal cruelty and they wouldn’t even be able to bring themselves to slaughter an animal humanely if they had to do it firsthand, but “hahaha meat is delicious tho.” The flippancy is pretty disturbing if you have the guts to…

Tapatio ftw bro

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Back in my day we watched every single movie that had Harrison Ford in it and we liked it. That’s how I managed to see Apocalypse Now - he had a walk on part for all of like 15 seconds.

Indeed.

I feel like she’s that girl that absorbs her bf’s personalities/makes us all sick with her new love of (enter here what new boyfriend is in to). No offense to GS, but we all have that friend who does that.

Man, if only they’d remembered to add:

Always up for a good puppy party.

she’s a little weird, but I guess she’s alright to have around

“What am I going to tell my kid about why she’s in that outfit?”