His calling another person “foul mouthed” is rage inducing. Remember how he could grab women by the pussy? What kind of language is that? Genteel?

I’m so glad people were able to give her that gift. *weeps*

Maybe it’s because I just woke up from an evening nap and am disoriented, but I was surprised at how un-good it was.

Yeah, I've scrolled back up several times to ponder them. Do you think he just straight up used mascara?

Get it!

You're my kind of people.

You obviously just misunderstood. Racism has been dead since the Civil Rights Act. Duh.

Bless you, CNN.

Idris Elba can replace everyone on everything. It would be a better world.

Same with my niece. Fucker.

Gurl, what no why?

Donald— FIX YOUR KERNING. Jesus.

Why is this making me chortle so heartily?

They do not. They need to be examined at a USDA-certified vet to be appropriately vaccinated and microchipped. Then they have to visit a branch of the USDA to have paperwork signed.

I was sort of ambivalent toward her until I saw her interview Elizabeth Smart. After that, I knew Nancy Grace was trash.

Oh, Jeb!, you sweet, sad, awkward man. Jeb! was my favorite part in all this, but it’s all too good.

If he were poor, I doubt they would have ever met.

Triton is shirtless, yes? 👍

No matter what, it’s honestly one of the most disturbing things I’ve ever read.

I assume Lee Greenwood is available in perpetuity...