“Drrty” is a national treasure.

SO. This is my cat watching a cat cartoon.

Thanks......

"Cunt" isn't really gendered in England though it is a bit harsher than "twat".

Melanie Blatt is english & in England "twat" isn't a gendered insult nor is it a particularly harsh one.

I feel reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally strongly negative about piercing babys' ears. Just because it's become normalized people think it's okay. What if I wanted to get my baby's septum pierced? How many people do you think would think that's fucked up. Piercings are a really personal choice, and plenty of women go…

This is so weird. Another thing that is weird is when parents get their baby's ear's pierced. Please explain this to me.

Constant vigilance. Always have a pair of unappealing sweatpants nearby to throw over your whore-slacks. It's the only way.

Stassa, I ask this in the most respectful way, but can you please post a picture of you in your yoga pants? I want to look and look away at the same time. I've instructed my wife to lash me with my belt every time I look and don't look.

Jumping animals are my favorite thing (FYI, that is a gliding snake in the first gif, just saying):

They probably have one of the hundreds of mugs or shirts you can buy with this exact wording on it and copied it.

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.

Someone made a dress out of xtina's "dirrty" hair.

Is it bad if I've spent more time on the comment section of this post that just about anything I've read on this site in 3 months? Carry on.

*fans herself*

Sweet Sons of Anarchy, I'd drink that man's dirty bath water. And have you bitches seen the dude in Vikings yet!??? Raaaaaggggnarrrrr!!!!

vs.

Sigh I wish I had man perma erect nipples. I hate when they get soft and doughy!