I like and hereby cosign the theory that these two women are not feuding at all, but rather their husbands are fighting among each other, for reasons entirely due to William’s infidelity with the Mary Poppins of Chimichanga.

Yeah, it seems weird to grab a band who doesn’t claim to be a rock band and then write a blog about them not being a rock band. If he wants to bitch about bands that don’t rock hard enough for him, he needs to put on a jean-jacket vest and stand by his camaro in a 7-eleven parking lot.

Pat Benatar is a goddess among humans. Her voice, alone, would disintegrate these children.

Their third album was surprisingly good, and I think it's underrated. I would never call them rock.  It's Indy pop, and for that, they are pretty good at it. 

The Rolling Stones were not the only act to successfully use a children’s choir in a rock hit. Pat Benatar did so as well.

Saved By The Bell started as a different show on the Disney Channel featuring Hayley Mills. It moved to NBC, she stayed for only a few shows, then vanished.

Way back then, Mrs. Bitch and I were at her brother’s house on a vacation. I was in the room over the garage watching TV. Her brother came in, very distracted,…

I kept looking for Zack, and then realized that he’s the one who looks like Mr. Belding. 😧

I’ve seen the sink in every bedroom before--I feel like it’s a harkening back to the days of having a wash basin that gets filled with outside water. 

There’s a slit for the water. You put it on as high pressure as you want and no backsplash will come up.”

Fuck! I think my whole apartment would fit in that bathroom. 

My niece suffocated at 1 month when her mother slept with her on the couch. She was crashing at a friend’s place and only had a couch to sleep. No idea if she had anything for the baby to sleep in. As stupid as it was, it wasn’t like we hadn’t ever done that. I have pictures of my husband asleep on the couch with the…

We coslept because we were just so damn tired but my husband is a very light sleeper and boy did I become one. We also used an owlet which made us feel a little better. Now I just need to get the three year old furnace out of my bed.

My mom kept parenting over the phone “He just has to get used to sleeping on his back!” And then she visited and realized- babies don’t like sleeping on their backs. Our generation is going to have way more sleep deprived parents- safer? yes, but really annoying. After 2 weeks, we finally mastered the swaddle and…

As I tell my kids all the time, nothing really great is easy.  Having kids, to me, is great, and it’s also the hardest thing I’ve ever done or likely ever will do.  

This gave me life:

Said Woods: “Well, he’s the president of the United States. You have to respect the office. No matter who is in the office, you may like, dislike personality or the politics, but we all must respect the office.”

The won’t be known as those stupid girls who were so dumb their parents had to break the law to get them into college. They ARE those stupid girls who were so dumb their parents had to break the law to get them into college.

It wasn’t guesswork in the movie.

> On that point. Interstellar portrayed relativity really well as well as the black hole, but the plot and story was shit

To be fair, it still looks pretty close to the one in Interstellar